Universities across the nation are helping students cope with the outcome of the presidential election. An untold number of kids have apparently come down with a raging case of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Georgetown University, for example, provided students with milk and cookies.
The University of Oregon invited students to cope through spending quality time with goats and ducks and other barnyard animals.
A professor at Michigan State University actually called off classes to grieve over President Trump’s victory.
The professor said she was especially traumatized as a queer, immigrant, woman of color.
And an English professor at Central Washington University gave students a mental health day.
If the outcome of a presidential election sends you into a psychological tailspin, maybe you should consider putting that degree on hold and instead seek out some professional medical attention.
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